June 2012
littlelioncass:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
richwhitelesbian:
i cant understand how scary this french pineapple is. im throwing all my furniture at my computer screen and shouting
we used to watch this show all the time in french period in elementary school. what a puppet
Every single person looking for a job should read...
stfuconservatives:
athenasaurus:
soambitchous:
adulting:
What You Hopefully Did Months Ago:
Seriously, guys. Run, don’t walk, to this amazing series of charts.
This is great.
this makes me feel a bit better
Great info and chart porn. Bookmark it and reread it before your next interview.
Watchfugrats:
ive watched this literally every day since it was first posted
caadylyn:
remember when raven ate those mushrooms that she was allergic to
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Watchfugrats:
badtvblog:
This is the American Idol finale I did not edit this. This is really how it aired. I would not lie to you ever.
oh my god
Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
i just unfollowed a whole bunch of people it feels like a cleanse
“We grew up with the Internet and on the Internet. This is what makes us...”
– Piotr Czerski (via butchrag)
“arse”
– a British person (via blameaspartame)
chekhov:
rosa parkour
leaping over segregation
souljaboymeetsworld:
what if each president has to get a tattoo of a butterfly on their butt?
how would we know?
question your government.
May 2012
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal →
blackenedbutterfly:
msamberhazard:
msamberhazard:
tal9000:
transawareness:
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please,...
cybergay:
where can I buy light up shoes in adult sizes
davidcrap:
i wear ed hardy shirts but i’ve never heard even one of their songs
you don’t have to liek the band to wear the shirt!!!!!!!!
vvithin:
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
snarg:
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
